[Goldust has set up his director chair inthe backstage of the PPV. He turns and faces the camera]
Goldust : "I like words, and letters. I'm not crazy about complete sentences" Greta Scacchi, The Player, 1992. While this statement is correct in a sence, it is somewhat wrong. I don't really like single letters, and that is why I dislike you JDT. Your name is merely an abbreviation, which doesn't really matter, cause all you are in the DIWF is a statistic. Many people have many theories as to what it represents, but I now have my own. And I feel it is quite fitting, JDT, really it is. Just Defeated Tonight, JDT, I think it suits, don't you? I do! Its fitting, because its true. I can't actually think of anything else to say to you, unfrotuantely JDT, because, I really don't know you all that well, but I do hope that this time together, we will get to know each other well.
Goldust : "Well, that is, without a doubt, the most pathetic thing I've ever heard." Meg Ryan, Addicted to Love, 1997. That is what was going through my mind when i first heard of you hurricane, wanting to get involved in this match tonight. YOu weren't content with my vicotory on WAR, and you felt you had to extract revenge. I have no problem facign you again, because, I will win again. Although I got awarded the DQ vicotory because of Venom, I still had the match won, I tell you. So, tehrefore, It is my deduction that you woulda lost anyway. I'm ok with proving I can beat you tonight, And Frankly, I enjoy threesomes more than anything else, so you were a welcome addition to the match. "This is a hurricane coming straight at us!" Cherry Jones, The perfect storm, 2000. And indeed I do see you coming right for me, UInfortuantely, Unlike a hurricane,"I'm going to thrash you within an inch of your life -- and then I'm going to take that inch!", Alexis Denisof, Anglel, 1999 You will not be an unstopable force, and superhero or not, I will beat you from within an inch of your life, and you will enjoy it, and, as the quote said. I shall take that inch, In that, it will advance me further, than your so culled "hurri-senses" can take you! and there will soon be no stopping the evolution of this box office great! The first time around it went well, we got a good gate, but, this time, its the sequal, and will be a BLOCKBUSTER! And, not only will this arena tonight be a sell out, but, that little crevis in your brain will be sold out, when pain takes over each and every oraphus of your brain and body. Prepare hurricane.
"Gorillas are cruel because they're stupid! All bone and no brain" Kim Hunter, Beneath the Planet of the apes, 1970. And the same can be said for you hurricane, coming back for more. Unfortuantely, tonight I will make an example of you. And you will never forget the name of Goldust.
Goldust : However, I am not done.. I must say "That's how true love creates its beautiful agony. All splendid lovers have just dreadful times! Uh, Peleus and Melicent... Daphnis and Chloë... History's just jammed with stories of lovers parted by some silly thing!"Hayley Mills, The Parent trap, 1960. I feel it nessesary to elabroate on you venom. I appreciate your t-shirt, but, it hurst my feelings, I thought we were to be something good. Something amazing. But, obviously, OBVIOUSLY, you are deciding to hide your true feelings, by subjecting me to humiliation and disregard. And as my little quote above said, There is things holding love apart, silly things, and our love is our false delousions of hatred. I know you love me venom. I know you want me. And I want you too. Just when exactly are we gonna get rid of that silly thing that is keeping US lovers apart? huh? When are we gonna explore our true feelings for each other? Stop deluding yourself PLEASE venom. It'll be so much easier when we admit our feelings for each otehr are strong. Not, by denying it like you do. "Remember what I did to you Goldust, remember it. My name is Venom, and I destroyed you... Remember the name of... *takes a deep breath* VVVVVVEEEEEEEENNNNNNNOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! " Venom, DIWF Interview TV, 2002. I do remember what you did to me, you didnt destroy me physically. No no no. but you did hurt me, and, you did destroy my heart. By denying the love you have! Thats how you derstroyed me, in NO OTHER WAY did you destroy me, except in my heart. And the problem is. I always remember the name of Venom. In my sleep I dream.. In my wake, I dream also.. I never forget the name, or the love of Venom. I just wonder when he will never forget the name of Goldust in the way I remember his....
[Goldust buries his face into his hands as the scene ends.]
Goldust : "I like words, and letters. I'm not crazy about complete sentences" Greta Scacchi, The Player, 1992. While this statement is correct in a sence, it is somewhat wrong. I don't really like single letters, and that is why I dislike you JDT. Your name is merely an abbreviation, which doesn't really matter, cause all you are in the DIWF is a statistic. Many people have many theories as to what it represents, but I now have my own. And I feel it is quite fitting, JDT, really it is. Just Defeated Tonight, JDT, I think it suits, don't you? I do! Its fitting, because its true. I can't actually think of anything else to say to you, unfrotuantely JDT, because, I really don't know you all that well, but I do hope that this time together, we will get to know each other well.
Goldust : "Well, that is, without a doubt, the most pathetic thing I've ever heard." Meg Ryan, Addicted to Love, 1997. That is what was going through my mind when i first heard of you hurricane, wanting to get involved in this match tonight. YOu weren't content with my vicotory on WAR, and you felt you had to extract revenge. I have no problem facign you again, because, I will win again. Although I got awarded the DQ vicotory because of Venom, I still had the match won, I tell you. So, tehrefore, It is my deduction that you woulda lost anyway. I'm ok with proving I can beat you tonight, And Frankly, I enjoy threesomes more than anything else, so you were a welcome addition to the match. "This is a hurricane coming straight at us!" Cherry Jones, The perfect storm, 2000. And indeed I do see you coming right for me, UInfortuantely, Unlike a hurricane,"I'm going to thrash you within an inch of your life -- and then I'm going to take that inch!", Alexis Denisof, Anglel, 1999 You will not be an unstopable force, and superhero or not, I will beat you from within an inch of your life, and you will enjoy it, and, as the quote said. I shall take that inch, In that, it will advance me further, than your so culled "hurri-senses" can take you! and there will soon be no stopping the evolution of this box office great! The first time around it went well, we got a good gate, but, this time, its the sequal, and will be a BLOCKBUSTER! And, not only will this arena tonight be a sell out, but, that little crevis in your brain will be sold out, when pain takes over each and every oraphus of your brain and body. Prepare hurricane.
"Gorillas are cruel because they're stupid! All bone and no brain" Kim Hunter, Beneath the Planet of the apes, 1970. And the same can be said for you hurricane, coming back for more. Unfortuantely, tonight I will make an example of you. And you will never forget the name of Goldust.
Goldust : However, I am not done.. I must say "That's how true love creates its beautiful agony. All splendid lovers have just dreadful times! Uh, Peleus and Melicent... Daphnis and Chloë... History's just jammed with stories of lovers parted by some silly thing!"Hayley Mills, The Parent trap, 1960. I feel it nessesary to elabroate on you venom. I appreciate your t-shirt, but, it hurst my feelings, I thought we were to be something good. Something amazing. But, obviously, OBVIOUSLY, you are deciding to hide your true feelings, by subjecting me to humiliation and disregard. And as my little quote above said, There is things holding love apart, silly things, and our love is our false delousions of hatred. I know you love me venom. I know you want me. And I want you too. Just when exactly are we gonna get rid of that silly thing that is keeping US lovers apart? huh? When are we gonna explore our true feelings for each other? Stop deluding yourself PLEASE venom. It'll be so much easier when we admit our feelings for each otehr are strong. Not, by denying it like you do. "Remember what I did to you Goldust, remember it. My name is Venom, and I destroyed you... Remember the name of... *takes a deep breath* VVVVVVEEEEEEEENNNNNNNOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! " Venom, DIWF Interview TV, 2002. I do remember what you did to me, you didnt destroy me physically. No no no. but you did hurt me, and, you did destroy my heart. By denying the love you have! Thats how you derstroyed me, in NO OTHER WAY did you destroy me, except in my heart. And the problem is. I always remember the name of Venom. In my sleep I dream.. In my wake, I dream also.. I never forget the name, or the love of Venom. I just wonder when he will never forget the name of Goldust in the way I remember his....
[Goldust buries his face into his hands as the scene ends.]
