*Screen fades in*
*Nina Love is seen walking towards Hades Locker room. She is about to knock when Jack Squat walks up behind her.*
Nina: What are you doing here Jack?
Jack: I came to talk to Hades.
Nina: No I did so get the hell out of here!
Jack: No!
*Suddenly The locker room door swings open*
Hades: What the hell are you guys doing out here!?
Nina: I came to get an interview.
Jack: So did I.
Hades: Well normally I would choose anyone over Jack. But your nailing the Madd Bomber thats just sick.
Nina: I swear that thats al...
Hades: I don't want to hear it. Just leave.
*Nina walks away angry*
Jack: Whoo glad shes gone.
Hades: Shut up Jack. Now what do you want?
Jack: I was wondering if your ready for your I quit match tonight?
Hades: Of course I'm ready. Pain can run his mouth on how he will beat me.Butwe all know the truth. Pain is a @#%$! He beat JDT the Colorado fruitcake and he thinks he tough? That doesn't work around here. I am going to make you scream tonight! You can make your jokes about me all you want. But I'm going to be the one laughing after tonight. I'm going to show you what Pain really is!
Jack: About JDT, he said he was gonna interfere. Are you worried?
Hades: No I'm not worried. Have you ever seen JDT? He's a moron. He's nothing. JDT you settle your fueds on your own time not mine! If you come down to that ring tonight. Your gonna leave it in a stretcher.
Jack: What about Joe Icon, are you worried he might interfere tonight?
Hades: I don't think he will tonight. Our match is booked for after the break. I am pretty sure he can wait until then. Thats when I'm going to get him back for what he did.
Jack: Are you worried about the Darksiders?
Hades: No, who is. Darksiders I still promise that I will destroy you! I started with Zophar. Next are the other members of the Darksiders. I assume that I taught Zophar a lesson because he hasn't said a word about me since i beat the hell out of him. Your smart Zophar. Stay out of my way and I won't have to beat you again.
Jack: It's pretty obvious that you hate the Madd Bomber. Any comments for him?
Hades: Bomber its one week away. On SLAM when you will get beat by me. You can drive as fast as you want through alleys, smoke all the joints you want, you can even talk about your fake merchandise. Bomber we all know that jobbers don't get merchandise. You made that stuff yourself. Everyone saw your shirt. You bought a plain white tee-shirt and wrote in Crayon:
MaDd BoMbeR
Hades: And on the back was a symbol of sloth from the goonies. And your action figure was just a stick with an orage for the head. These may be great toys for your friends at "the home" but they won't work with regular people. You say you hang out with bloods? Do you really think pople will believe that? I highly doubt that Bloods would hang out with an 8 foot retard who throws ring posts and wets himself whenever he gets excited! It's sick Bomber. I will have to teach you a leeson in our match. But then again why wait till then.
Jack: What do you mean by that?
Hades: Don't worry about it Jack. You'll see soon enough.
Jack: Any last comments?
Hades: Pain tonight you are going to scream. You are going to be put in the hospital. I am going to lock in a submission and make you say I quit. Oh and Volkane, you said you were asking if anyone wanted to help you take down the Darksiders well I'm in.
*Then Hades shuts the door.*
Jack(yells): THANKS!
*Screen fades out*
Summary
-trashed pain
-tlke about match tonight
-trashed jdt
-talked about match with joe icon
-trashed madd bomber
-talked about match with Madd Bomber
-trashed the Darksiders
*Nina Love is seen walking towards Hades Locker room. She is about to knock when Jack Squat walks up behind her.*
Nina: What are you doing here Jack?
Jack: I came to talk to Hades.
Nina: No I did so get the hell out of here!
Jack: No!
*Suddenly The locker room door swings open*
Hades: What the hell are you guys doing out here!?
Nina: I came to get an interview.
Jack: So did I.
Hades: Well normally I would choose anyone over Jack. But your nailing the Madd Bomber thats just sick.
Nina: I swear that thats al...
Hades: I don't want to hear it. Just leave.
*Nina walks away angry*
Jack: Whoo glad shes gone.
Hades: Shut up Jack. Now what do you want?
Jack: I was wondering if your ready for your I quit match tonight?
Hades: Of course I'm ready. Pain can run his mouth on how he will beat me.Butwe all know the truth. Pain is a @#%$! He beat JDT the Colorado fruitcake and he thinks he tough? That doesn't work around here. I am going to make you scream tonight! You can make your jokes about me all you want. But I'm going to be the one laughing after tonight. I'm going to show you what Pain really is!
Jack: About JDT, he said he was gonna interfere. Are you worried?
Hades: No I'm not worried. Have you ever seen JDT? He's a moron. He's nothing. JDT you settle your fueds on your own time not mine! If you come down to that ring tonight. Your gonna leave it in a stretcher.
Jack: What about Joe Icon, are you worried he might interfere tonight?
Hades: I don't think he will tonight. Our match is booked for after the break. I am pretty sure he can wait until then. Thats when I'm going to get him back for what he did.
Jack: Are you worried about the Darksiders?
Hades: No, who is. Darksiders I still promise that I will destroy you! I started with Zophar. Next are the other members of the Darksiders. I assume that I taught Zophar a lesson because he hasn't said a word about me since i beat the hell out of him. Your smart Zophar. Stay out of my way and I won't have to beat you again.
Jack: It's pretty obvious that you hate the Madd Bomber. Any comments for him?
Hades: Bomber its one week away. On SLAM when you will get beat by me. You can drive as fast as you want through alleys, smoke all the joints you want, you can even talk about your fake merchandise. Bomber we all know that jobbers don't get merchandise. You made that stuff yourself. Everyone saw your shirt. You bought a plain white tee-shirt and wrote in Crayon:
MaDd BoMbeR
Hades: And on the back was a symbol of sloth from the goonies. And your action figure was just a stick with an orage for the head. These may be great toys for your friends at "the home" but they won't work with regular people. You say you hang out with bloods? Do you really think pople will believe that? I highly doubt that Bloods would hang out with an 8 foot retard who throws ring posts and wets himself whenever he gets excited! It's sick Bomber. I will have to teach you a leeson in our match. But then again why wait till then.
Jack: What do you mean by that?
Hades: Don't worry about it Jack. You'll see soon enough.
Jack: Any last comments?
Hades: Pain tonight you are going to scream. You are going to be put in the hospital. I am going to lock in a submission and make you say I quit. Oh and Volkane, you said you were asking if anyone wanted to help you take down the Darksiders well I'm in.
*Then Hades shuts the door.*
Jack(yells): THANKS!
*Screen fades out*
Summary
-trashed pain
-tlke about match tonight
-trashed jdt
-talked about match with joe icon
-trashed madd bomber
-talked about match with Madd Bomber
-trashed the Darksiders
