**Jack Squat and a cameraman are outside on the sidewalk just out side of the DIWF arena. They appear to be waiting for something. Jack Squat takes off his coat and places it onto a parked car in the front of the arena. Then he starts to pace back and forth looking at his watch every thirty seconds. Then he pulls at his shirt collar and undoes the first button and turns to the cameraman and starts to talk.**
Jack Squat: where is that guy? He said that he was going to be here an hour ago and there is still no sign of him. When it comes time to do these type of things he is always late and when he dose get here it will be time to call it a night. I have been up early this morning and its almost time for me to go home to eat supper and go to bed. I need all the rest that I can get because of the up coming Pay Per View. About this time everybody wants to do an interview because its the final stretch until the Pay Per View and they want to show how great they can be. And they start to want to do so many interviews. One would think that they would be home resting and or getting ready but they are not. My phone starts to ring every five seconds and it never fails it is always someone one the other end saying hey Jack Squat are you open to do a interview at such and such a time then I say that I am sleeping and there response is ok great, I will see you then some of them dont seem to care about the priorities that I have in my life. Like sleep that is something that I need most out of everything. Then if I were not to go they just tell the president and then he will fire me right on the spot. And if that were to happen i am up poop, poop creak without a paddle. You know what I mean. (The cameraman nods his head yes.) If I were to loose my job here then that would mean that I would have to move to another town to work for another fed. And the chances of me getting anther job at another fed are very slim because I am shore that the other places have all of the interviewers that they need to handle all of the interviews. And plus they are so much smaller than the DIWF so if I were to get another job there I would be getting paid a little less than half of what I get now. Then that also means that if a want to keep the car that I just bought I would have to get a part time job flipping burgers and with that one I still dont think I will be able to pay for all of the stuff that I have and that would be a big mess. I think I would have to file for bankrupt and lose everything that I have. I much not thing of that so I am going to stop talking about it now.
Jack Squat: its starting to get wormer out here. It seems like just only yesterday that we all couldnt want to go skiing and snowboarding. That time of year is fun the first couple of weeks. Especially when its been three seasons since the last time that you did it. Thats a long time to not do something. Then there comes the snow and every body is running outside with there snow cloths and sleds and go to the biggest hill in town and go sledding till odd hours of the night. You know I havent gone sledding for a long time
**A horrible sounding car and a huge cloud of smoke as M. I. Smooth cut off Jack Squat. M. I. Smooth pulls up to the building in his beat up old pinto. The car is actureally starting to look nicer. Some of the rusted door panels and have been replaced. In the back window there is a large decal of the SoBe lizards the rest of the car is in a gray primer color. M. I. Smooth opens the door to the car and steps out. He then slams the door to the car and the door actually stays closed without the help of the bungee cored. Then he walks over to Jack Squat and the cameraman. As M. I. Smooth walks toward Jack Squat and the cameraman he pulls out two bottles of SoBe and tosses it to them.
M. I. Smooth: thats is a SoBe that has not been given out to the public as of right now. That SoBe is straight from the owner of the company. Its good stuff so drink up. Its starting to get hot out here and you boys are starting to sweat. That stuff will help you to replenish all of the liquids in your bodies. If you dont do that then you will start to get headaches. You know that is the source of most peoples headaches. Then they take an aspirin and then they drink lots of water with it. So they are basically taking the aspirin for nothing. Dont get me wrong it helps somewhat but you dont want to take too much of the aspirins because if you do that then your body will eventually become immune to them and when you really need one the aspirin will not work for you. So its a lot better to just drink lots of liquids and do what I call flooding the pain away. I call it that because that is basically what you are really doing to it. Flooding your body with something that it is saying that you need. Now I have to go to the locker rooms now and get ready for tonight. If you want to do the interview then just go there in like a half hour from now and I will be there.
M. I. Smooth reaches into the car and pulls out a duffle bag and his title and starts to walk to the door and opens it. He then pauses and turns to Jack Squat and says.
M. I. Smooth: is that what Ken Shamrock wants for a stipulation? He said that if he loses tonight he dose not want a title shot for tow months. I can live with that. If that is what he really wants to do that is fine with me.
M. I. Smooth then turns back around and walks into the building as the door closes behind him.
To Be Continued...
Jack Squat: where is that guy? He said that he was going to be here an hour ago and there is still no sign of him. When it comes time to do these type of things he is always late and when he dose get here it will be time to call it a night. I have been up early this morning and its almost time for me to go home to eat supper and go to bed. I need all the rest that I can get because of the up coming Pay Per View. About this time everybody wants to do an interview because its the final stretch until the Pay Per View and they want to show how great they can be. And they start to want to do so many interviews. One would think that they would be home resting and or getting ready but they are not. My phone starts to ring every five seconds and it never fails it is always someone one the other end saying hey Jack Squat are you open to do a interview at such and such a time then I say that I am sleeping and there response is ok great, I will see you then some of them dont seem to care about the priorities that I have in my life. Like sleep that is something that I need most out of everything. Then if I were not to go they just tell the president and then he will fire me right on the spot. And if that were to happen i am up poop, poop creak without a paddle. You know what I mean. (The cameraman nods his head yes.) If I were to loose my job here then that would mean that I would have to move to another town to work for another fed. And the chances of me getting anther job at another fed are very slim because I am shore that the other places have all of the interviewers that they need to handle all of the interviews. And plus they are so much smaller than the DIWF so if I were to get another job there I would be getting paid a little less than half of what I get now. Then that also means that if a want to keep the car that I just bought I would have to get a part time job flipping burgers and with that one I still dont think I will be able to pay for all of the stuff that I have and that would be a big mess. I think I would have to file for bankrupt and lose everything that I have. I much not thing of that so I am going to stop talking about it now.
Jack Squat: its starting to get wormer out here. It seems like just only yesterday that we all couldnt want to go skiing and snowboarding. That time of year is fun the first couple of weeks. Especially when its been three seasons since the last time that you did it. Thats a long time to not do something. Then there comes the snow and every body is running outside with there snow cloths and sleds and go to the biggest hill in town and go sledding till odd hours of the night. You know I havent gone sledding for a long time
**A horrible sounding car and a huge cloud of smoke as M. I. Smooth cut off Jack Squat. M. I. Smooth pulls up to the building in his beat up old pinto. The car is actureally starting to look nicer. Some of the rusted door panels and have been replaced. In the back window there is a large decal of the SoBe lizards the rest of the car is in a gray primer color. M. I. Smooth opens the door to the car and steps out. He then slams the door to the car and the door actually stays closed without the help of the bungee cored. Then he walks over to Jack Squat and the cameraman. As M. I. Smooth walks toward Jack Squat and the cameraman he pulls out two bottles of SoBe and tosses it to them.
M. I. Smooth: thats is a SoBe that has not been given out to the public as of right now. That SoBe is straight from the owner of the company. Its good stuff so drink up. Its starting to get hot out here and you boys are starting to sweat. That stuff will help you to replenish all of the liquids in your bodies. If you dont do that then you will start to get headaches. You know that is the source of most peoples headaches. Then they take an aspirin and then they drink lots of water with it. So they are basically taking the aspirin for nothing. Dont get me wrong it helps somewhat but you dont want to take too much of the aspirins because if you do that then your body will eventually become immune to them and when you really need one the aspirin will not work for you. So its a lot better to just drink lots of liquids and do what I call flooding the pain away. I call it that because that is basically what you are really doing to it. Flooding your body with something that it is saying that you need. Now I have to go to the locker rooms now and get ready for tonight. If you want to do the interview then just go there in like a half hour from now and I will be there.
M. I. Smooth reaches into the car and pulls out a duffle bag and his title and starts to walk to the door and opens it. He then pauses and turns to Jack Squat and says.
M. I. Smooth: is that what Ken Shamrock wants for a stipulation? He said that if he loses tonight he dose not want a title shot for tow months. I can live with that. If that is what he really wants to do that is fine with me.
M. I. Smooth then turns back around and walks into the building as the door closes behind him.
To Be Continued...
