Jack Squat is in the parking lot waiting for an interview with Rick and Scott Steiner. In the distance the sounds of screeching tires can be heard and soon after a large hummer limo pulls up in front of jack. Scott Steiner steps out of the vehicle and his brother Rick follows. They both look back into the vehicle and say to someone "see you guys tonight" then they close the door and it speeds away.
Jack: Welcome Steiner Brothers, I was starting to wonder if you were going to show up or not.
Scott: Well we had some last minute things to work out for later Jack, I hope that's not a problem. If it is then too damn bad.
Jack: Oh no no, it's no problem at all guys. So who was that in the limo with you? And what were you working out for later tonight?
Scott: (laughing) Oh wow, you've got to be kidding me. Do you really think I am going to tell you? Please. Give me a break.
Rick: All you need to worry about Jack, is whether or not you are going to survive this interview! Now what the hell do you have to ask us?
Jack: Well as most of us have seen, you guys are signed to face Harlem Heat tonight. However, you Scott are also signed to have a four way match for the Cruiser Player title. How do you feel about this latest development? Will you be at 100% having to wrestler twice? None of the other three have to do that.
Scott: That's for damn sure, and you can bet they wouldn't do it either. None of them could handle something like that. I'm not making any complaints though, and no excuses! If I win, I win. And it's just because I am the best damn wrestler in that ring. If I lose, then I lose. And it's just because some other young punk got lucky against Big Poppa Pump. I am not over looking either one of my matches tonight. I am going in and giving 100% against Harlem Heat, and I'll go in and give 100% against Y2J, Fury, and Mephisto. No questions asked. When it's time for action and time for results, there is no other like Scott Steiner!
Rick: That's right, and the same goes for me. Even though I only have one match, I am going in there to tear up those two worthless pieces of trash, Booker T and Stevie Ray. I'll take a bite out of you two just like McGruff takes a bite out of crime. Oh and being from Harlem, I'm sure you guys are very familiar with crime. You two were probably out robbing people's homes when I was still taking people out in high school wrestling.
Scott: Boy that's the truth. Now Robb Fury, you had some interesting things to say earlier. Like how I am so sad? Well congratulations, you're right. I am sad, but not in the way you described when you were babbling on like a brain dead idiot. You see, I am sad because I have to listen to all the hot air people like you spew out of your little mouths day and night. I am sad because people like you that are all talk, no action just never learn to shut their damn mouths! I think I've already heard it all before Robby, so don't waste your god damn breath any more. How many times do I have to tell these idiots to stop running their mouths? Do they ever listen? No! And what happens then? They all get their asses beat down in that ring and scream for mercy in the clutches of the Steiner Recliner. When it is all said and done, everyone that has ever made the mistake of opening their mouth to me had paid a heavy price, some on several occasions because once wasn't enough. I sure hope that once is enough for you Robby because I'm going to be gunning for you tonight! The others are just little distractions but you little man, are the target! The bullseye on your forehead is so damn big and red that a Japanese fighter plain could home in on it and take you out all the way from the air at top speed. I sure hope that doesn't happen though because then I would miss out on cracking your face in half my self!
Jack: Well it looks like everything is set for later tonight, now all that is left is to wait and see what happens in the ring. Rick and Scott, good luck tonight and I'll see you guys later. Especially you Scott, I'll see you in the ring twice tonight when I'm watching.
Scott: Actually Jack, you may be seeing even more action from Big Poppa Pump tonight than you can even imagine. Two matches? This is true, but don't be so sure that after my two matches are over I'll be going home. Keep your eyes peeled, EVERYONE beware! Ha ha ha....
Scott and Rick both walk away laughing and Jack is left with a confused look on his face...
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Scott is ready for 2 matches tonight!
Rick is ready for his!
And they hint at something extra for tonight????
Jack: Welcome Steiner Brothers, I was starting to wonder if you were going to show up or not.
Scott: Well we had some last minute things to work out for later Jack, I hope that's not a problem. If it is then too damn bad.
Jack: Oh no no, it's no problem at all guys. So who was that in the limo with you? And what were you working out for later tonight?
Scott: (laughing) Oh wow, you've got to be kidding me. Do you really think I am going to tell you? Please. Give me a break.
Rick: All you need to worry about Jack, is whether or not you are going to survive this interview! Now what the hell do you have to ask us?
Jack: Well as most of us have seen, you guys are signed to face Harlem Heat tonight. However, you Scott are also signed to have a four way match for the Cruiser Player title. How do you feel about this latest development? Will you be at 100% having to wrestler twice? None of the other three have to do that.
Scott: That's for damn sure, and you can bet they wouldn't do it either. None of them could handle something like that. I'm not making any complaints though, and no excuses! If I win, I win. And it's just because I am the best damn wrestler in that ring. If I lose, then I lose. And it's just because some other young punk got lucky against Big Poppa Pump. I am not over looking either one of my matches tonight. I am going in and giving 100% against Harlem Heat, and I'll go in and give 100% against Y2J, Fury, and Mephisto. No questions asked. When it's time for action and time for results, there is no other like Scott Steiner!
Rick: That's right, and the same goes for me. Even though I only have one match, I am going in there to tear up those two worthless pieces of trash, Booker T and Stevie Ray. I'll take a bite out of you two just like McGruff takes a bite out of crime. Oh and being from Harlem, I'm sure you guys are very familiar with crime. You two were probably out robbing people's homes when I was still taking people out in high school wrestling.
Scott: Boy that's the truth. Now Robb Fury, you had some interesting things to say earlier. Like how I am so sad? Well congratulations, you're right. I am sad, but not in the way you described when you were babbling on like a brain dead idiot. You see, I am sad because I have to listen to all the hot air people like you spew out of your little mouths day and night. I am sad because people like you that are all talk, no action just never learn to shut their damn mouths! I think I've already heard it all before Robby, so don't waste your god damn breath any more. How many times do I have to tell these idiots to stop running their mouths? Do they ever listen? No! And what happens then? They all get their asses beat down in that ring and scream for mercy in the clutches of the Steiner Recliner. When it is all said and done, everyone that has ever made the mistake of opening their mouth to me had paid a heavy price, some on several occasions because once wasn't enough. I sure hope that once is enough for you Robby because I'm going to be gunning for you tonight! The others are just little distractions but you little man, are the target! The bullseye on your forehead is so damn big and red that a Japanese fighter plain could home in on it and take you out all the way from the air at top speed. I sure hope that doesn't happen though because then I would miss out on cracking your face in half my self!
Jack: Well it looks like everything is set for later tonight, now all that is left is to wait and see what happens in the ring. Rick and Scott, good luck tonight and I'll see you guys later. Especially you Scott, I'll see you in the ring twice tonight when I'm watching.
Scott: Actually Jack, you may be seeing even more action from Big Poppa Pump tonight than you can even imagine. Two matches? This is true, but don't be so sure that after my two matches are over I'll be going home. Keep your eyes peeled, EVERYONE beware! Ha ha ha....
Scott and Rick both walk away laughing and Jack is left with a confused look on his face...
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Scott is ready for 2 matches tonight!
Rick is ready for his!
And they hint at something extra for tonight????
