*The crowd is silent at a show right before In Your PC. Then, all of a sudden, the lights go out, the ring mat turns white, and a big red dot shines in the middle of the ring. Kaientai's music hits and the fans go absolutely nuts!! Taka and Funaki come out waving their Japanese flags with huge smiles on their faces and Jackie Chan is with them as always. They all rush into the ring and Kaientai waves their flags as Jackie Chan walks over and grabs a mic*
Jackie Chan: Well, fans, are you ready!?!? Tonight is finally In Your PC!!! Tonight is the night me, Kaientai, and the rest of the world have been waiting for!! This will be maybe the biggest DIWF event of all time!! Not only will Kaientai become the new DIWF Tag Team Champions, but I will be victorious over Paranoid Jason Kain and Bobby "the Brain" Heenan!! This match has been a long time in the making, and tonight we finally meet, and tonight is my night to prove to you that I am the best manager in the entire DIWF!! Not just strategically, no, but physically as well!! I've always had a motto, it's better to give than to receive, and tonight, pain will be both of your gifts!! And I will be a more than generous giver!! It's my in ring debut, and maybe the only match I'll ever fight as a singles wrestler! But I will damn sure leave a lasting impression. The match is gonna end the only way it can, and that is via Chan-Terminator!! Jason Kain, you can do alot of things to me, but insulting my movie career?? Well, that draws the line!! I am the greatest actor ever to come out of the great country of China!! And not only am I great in China, even right now I have one of the top selling DVDs here in the US of A!!! Legend of Drunken Master, go get it now at you're local video store!! (gives thumbs up to crowd, they cheer) And soon, me and Chris Tucker will be co-starring in the sequel to Rush Hour, one of the greatest comedies of all time!! So nobody, and I mean nobody, should insult my movie career!! And I am going to show you tonight that everything in the movies isn't fake when I whip out my martial arts!! You will learn what real skill is!! Paranoid, you're right about one thing though, Bobby Heenan is way, way too old to be fighting in our match tonight!! And you say you're just a little older than me? I dont' think so!! You are alot older, and in far worse shape!! How many Kung-Fu movies have you been in over the years, huh? None!!! I have been in hundreds!! I have to stay in shape or my career will be over. That is not the case for you or Paranoid!! I will show you both up! Bobby Heenan, you especially are gonna get your butt kicked, probably by both of us, because you are just too old and out of shape to compete with somebody as great as me! You probably don't believe me now, but you'll have no choice when we step into the ring tonight, you and Jason Kain will be beaten by Jackie Chan and that's just the way it is!!! (fans cheer)
Jackie Chan: And as for the other match we're gonna be in, the biggest match of the night, that's right, the Tag Team Title match, Kaientai is definately coming out with a win! Fans, I know that you have had to suffer through one month of the worst tag team champs of all time! Believe me, I feel your pain!! But tonight, I assure you that my Foreign Phenoms will make up for all your pain and suffering. Tonight, Kaentai will right a wrong, and become the new DIWF Tag Team Champions!! We won't come out and dissapoint you with a lame interview every other week, we will keep things exciting! Kaientai won't defend the title against a bunch of jobbers, they will face men who will give them at least a little bit of a challenge!! C'mon Tremblays, you can't make you're only title defense in a month against the New Age Outlaws! How can you expect to earn respect that way!! You can't, tonight, you will lose the tag team championship belts to Kaientai. Because they are EVIL!!
*Jackie Chan hands Funaki the mic, fans go nuts*
Funaki: INNDEEEEEED!!!!
*Kaientai chant starts and Funaki hands Taka the mic*
Taka: Tonight is the night that Funaki and I have been waiting for ever since we arrived here in the DIWF!! Tonight we finally get DIWF tag team title shots!! Our opponents, the Tremblays and the Headhunters! For as long as we've waited, I would think we'd have some tougher opponents! Tremblays, you don't deserve the tag titles, you've defended them once, as Jackie mentioned a second ago, and it was against the New Age Outlaws, who are future members of the Goon Squad if you ask me!! I hope you know that we didn't NEED the Degenerates Saturday, we just knew they were pissed, and wanted to know if they would like to help us beat the crap out of you! That is a preview of what it will be like tonight!! Kaientai will be beating the crap out of their opponents the whole night!! Tonight, the path that Kaientai has traveled since entering the federation ends, and it will end gloriously for us, but not so gloriously for you and the Headhunters! It will end with me crushing you with a Michinoku Driver into a Baseball Bat! And the ref will count 1...2...3 and raise the Foreign Phenoms hands in victory! And you will have to look up at the site of the new DIWF tag team champions, us!! That is, if you have enough energy left to look up!! That, however, I kind of doubt!! You have made shameful champions to these great fans here in the DIWF!! We won't make that mistake. We will be great champions!! We will make the DIWF staff and the fans proud to say Kaientai is our tag team champions!! You think our confidence is hight now? Our confidence has not nearly reached it's highest level!! You will be amazed at the never before seen confidence that Funaki and I have once we are Tag Team champions! Tremblays, I hope you enjoyed the Tag Team titles, because after tonight, they will be around our waists, and that's just the way it is! The other team that we will be facing is the Headhunters. Mystery Men. Nobody knows anything about these guys. Who they are, what business they have kidnapping Guerlot, there is a ton of things we would like to know about these people! Tonight, Kaientai is going to answer everyone's questions!! I hope you know it really doesn't matter to me who you are! We can beat anyone! That's right, anyone! There hasn't ever been a team in the past, present, and I guarentee you there won't be any team in the future that can beat us 1..2..3 in a fair matchup!! One good thing for you though is this, you will be able to one day tell your grandchildren that you stepped in the ring with Kaientai, the greatest team of all time! You will then be able to say, "Of course we lost, but how could you expect anyone to beat those two Foreign Phenoms!!" (fans cheer) The fact of the matter is, you have made the unthinkable mistake of crossing our path, and tonight, you will be defeated along with the Tremblays, just like every obstacle in the great Kaientai's path!! You have no chance to win tonight, neither do the Tremblays! Why, you might ask? Because we are EVIL!!
*Funaki gets the mic and fans go nuts*
Funaki: INNDEEEEEEEEED!!!!!
*Kaientai's music blasts as Taka, Funaki, and Jackie Chan leave and the fans go nuts, as they chant Kaientai and wish them good luck as they walk back to the dressing room*
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-Trash Talked for In Your PC
Jackie Chan: Well, fans, are you ready!?!? Tonight is finally In Your PC!!! Tonight is the night me, Kaientai, and the rest of the world have been waiting for!! This will be maybe the biggest DIWF event of all time!! Not only will Kaientai become the new DIWF Tag Team Champions, but I will be victorious over Paranoid Jason Kain and Bobby "the Brain" Heenan!! This match has been a long time in the making, and tonight we finally meet, and tonight is my night to prove to you that I am the best manager in the entire DIWF!! Not just strategically, no, but physically as well!! I've always had a motto, it's better to give than to receive, and tonight, pain will be both of your gifts!! And I will be a more than generous giver!! It's my in ring debut, and maybe the only match I'll ever fight as a singles wrestler! But I will damn sure leave a lasting impression. The match is gonna end the only way it can, and that is via Chan-Terminator!! Jason Kain, you can do alot of things to me, but insulting my movie career?? Well, that draws the line!! I am the greatest actor ever to come out of the great country of China!! And not only am I great in China, even right now I have one of the top selling DVDs here in the US of A!!! Legend of Drunken Master, go get it now at you're local video store!! (gives thumbs up to crowd, they cheer) And soon, me and Chris Tucker will be co-starring in the sequel to Rush Hour, one of the greatest comedies of all time!! So nobody, and I mean nobody, should insult my movie career!! And I am going to show you tonight that everything in the movies isn't fake when I whip out my martial arts!! You will learn what real skill is!! Paranoid, you're right about one thing though, Bobby Heenan is way, way too old to be fighting in our match tonight!! And you say you're just a little older than me? I dont' think so!! You are alot older, and in far worse shape!! How many Kung-Fu movies have you been in over the years, huh? None!!! I have been in hundreds!! I have to stay in shape or my career will be over. That is not the case for you or Paranoid!! I will show you both up! Bobby Heenan, you especially are gonna get your butt kicked, probably by both of us, because you are just too old and out of shape to compete with somebody as great as me! You probably don't believe me now, but you'll have no choice when we step into the ring tonight, you and Jason Kain will be beaten by Jackie Chan and that's just the way it is!!! (fans cheer)
Jackie Chan: And as for the other match we're gonna be in, the biggest match of the night, that's right, the Tag Team Title match, Kaientai is definately coming out with a win! Fans, I know that you have had to suffer through one month of the worst tag team champs of all time! Believe me, I feel your pain!! But tonight, I assure you that my Foreign Phenoms will make up for all your pain and suffering. Tonight, Kaentai will right a wrong, and become the new DIWF Tag Team Champions!! We won't come out and dissapoint you with a lame interview every other week, we will keep things exciting! Kaientai won't defend the title against a bunch of jobbers, they will face men who will give them at least a little bit of a challenge!! C'mon Tremblays, you can't make you're only title defense in a month against the New Age Outlaws! How can you expect to earn respect that way!! You can't, tonight, you will lose the tag team championship belts to Kaientai. Because they are EVIL!!
*Jackie Chan hands Funaki the mic, fans go nuts*
Funaki: INNDEEEEEED!!!!
*Kaientai chant starts and Funaki hands Taka the mic*
Taka: Tonight is the night that Funaki and I have been waiting for ever since we arrived here in the DIWF!! Tonight we finally get DIWF tag team title shots!! Our opponents, the Tremblays and the Headhunters! For as long as we've waited, I would think we'd have some tougher opponents! Tremblays, you don't deserve the tag titles, you've defended them once, as Jackie mentioned a second ago, and it was against the New Age Outlaws, who are future members of the Goon Squad if you ask me!! I hope you know that we didn't NEED the Degenerates Saturday, we just knew they were pissed, and wanted to know if they would like to help us beat the crap out of you! That is a preview of what it will be like tonight!! Kaientai will be beating the crap out of their opponents the whole night!! Tonight, the path that Kaientai has traveled since entering the federation ends, and it will end gloriously for us, but not so gloriously for you and the Headhunters! It will end with me crushing you with a Michinoku Driver into a Baseball Bat! And the ref will count 1...2...3 and raise the Foreign Phenoms hands in victory! And you will have to look up at the site of the new DIWF tag team champions, us!! That is, if you have enough energy left to look up!! That, however, I kind of doubt!! You have made shameful champions to these great fans here in the DIWF!! We won't make that mistake. We will be great champions!! We will make the DIWF staff and the fans proud to say Kaientai is our tag team champions!! You think our confidence is hight now? Our confidence has not nearly reached it's highest level!! You will be amazed at the never before seen confidence that Funaki and I have once we are Tag Team champions! Tremblays, I hope you enjoyed the Tag Team titles, because after tonight, they will be around our waists, and that's just the way it is! The other team that we will be facing is the Headhunters. Mystery Men. Nobody knows anything about these guys. Who they are, what business they have kidnapping Guerlot, there is a ton of things we would like to know about these people! Tonight, Kaientai is going to answer everyone's questions!! I hope you know it really doesn't matter to me who you are! We can beat anyone! That's right, anyone! There hasn't ever been a team in the past, present, and I guarentee you there won't be any team in the future that can beat us 1..2..3 in a fair matchup!! One good thing for you though is this, you will be able to one day tell your grandchildren that you stepped in the ring with Kaientai, the greatest team of all time! You will then be able to say, "Of course we lost, but how could you expect anyone to beat those two Foreign Phenoms!!" (fans cheer) The fact of the matter is, you have made the unthinkable mistake of crossing our path, and tonight, you will be defeated along with the Tremblays, just like every obstacle in the great Kaientai's path!! You have no chance to win tonight, neither do the Tremblays! Why, you might ask? Because we are EVIL!!
*Funaki gets the mic and fans go nuts*
Funaki: INNDEEEEEEEEED!!!!!
*Kaientai's music blasts as Taka, Funaki, and Jackie Chan leave and the fans go nuts, as they chant Kaientai and wish them good luck as they walk back to the dressing room*
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-Trash Talked for In Your PC
