Jim Ross finds a letter on his announce table. It says"Jim meet me at 5:00 in the park."
So J.R. drives down to the park.
Nothing is in site except a lonely Macintosh computer. He goes to sit down and it flashes "Welcome Jim".
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Then 4 headlines come up:
Mac Is a Monkey (Austin Has Proof)
Austin will beat the Hell out of MaC
Austin end MaC's career.
Austin is glad Mac said yes to Hell In A Cell
Austin appears on the screen in a little box and says "Hey Jim sorry I couldn't make it car trouble".
Austin: Jim click on one of the four headlines!
J.R.: Fine I will pick "Austin is glad that MaC said yes to Hell In A Cell"
Austin: Well that wasn't the one I wanted you to pick but it will do for now.
Go ahead and read it Jim.
J.R: It says Austin is very glad that MaC accepted the match stipulation because now no one will interfere.
It also means that if someone does manage to screw Austin without the ref seeing, Austin wins automatically.
Austin doesn't cheat so there is no rule for him.
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Austin: Jim click on another one.
J.R: Ok, I will pick "Austin will beat the Hell out of MaC"
Austin: that was an excellent choice.
Read it to them J.R.
J.R.: Fine!
It says because MaC is such a bad wrestler and Austin is a pro, he will, with out of a shadow of a doubt, beat the hell out of Mac, whether if he likes it or not! He will use a steel chair to pound sence into MaC's useless head. He will stun him repeatly until MaC falls unconsious to the ring.
He was never Austin's friend never eever and Austin's actions will prove it.
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Austin: Well Jim, seems to me that you don't like everything you have read so far. Are you a fan of MaC?
Well you sure won't be now.
Click here on " Mac Is A Monkey"
Now read!
J.R: Austin Austin Austin, give MaC some respect.
He reads: It says the reason why Mac is a Monkey is because he acts like one.
He just thinks he is the best. He thinks he can climb the cell like a monkey to avoid my stunners.
Austin: Just click on the picture. Do you see the picture of the monkey on the screen?
J.R.: There is no monkey on the screen, it's a picture of MaC.
Austin: Exactly, monkey man himself. J.R. if are any friend of mine - you won't be a friend of MaC's.
Austin (to J.R.) : Now you know how I feel when he said that my group sucked.
Click on "Austin will win for sure"
Now Read!!
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J.R: Fine!
It says Austin has proof he will win because he has pictures to prove it.
Austin: Yeah you heard right look at this. Click on the pictures Jim.
Here is Macintish getting the steel chair to the head.
Here is Macintish getting punched in the face.
Here Is Macintish getting The Stone Cold Stunner.
Here is Macintish getting pinned 1,2,3.
Here is Macintish getting Beer poured all over him.
Finally
Here is Austin saying Bye Bye MaC
AND THAT'S THE...
J.R shuts off the computer before Austin can finish.
Camera Man: You shouldn't of done that.
J.R: I know.
Camera Man: Don't turn around!!!
J.R: Why?
Aus Aus Aus Aust Austin!!!!!!
J.R. turns around.
Austin puts up his finger and gives J.R. the Stone Cold Stunner.
Austin: Give me the camera!!
Well that is what is gonna happen to you MaC.
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!!!!!!!!!
Austin leaves giving MaC the finger.
Summary:
Big time trash talking MaC for PPV
So J.R. drives down to the park.
Nothing is in site except a lonely Macintosh computer. He goes to sit down and it flashes "Welcome Jim".
<font color=red>
Then 4 headlines come up:
Mac Is a Monkey (Austin Has Proof)
Austin will beat the Hell out of MaC
Austin end MaC's career.
Austin is glad Mac said yes to Hell In A Cell
Austin appears on the screen in a little box and says "Hey Jim sorry I couldn't make it car trouble".
Austin: Jim click on one of the four headlines!
J.R.: Fine I will pick "Austin is glad that MaC said yes to Hell In A Cell"
Austin: Well that wasn't the one I wanted you to pick but it will do for now.
Go ahead and read it Jim.
J.R: It says Austin is very glad that MaC accepted the match stipulation because now no one will interfere.
It also means that if someone does manage to screw Austin without the ref seeing, Austin wins automatically.
Austin doesn't cheat so there is no rule for him.
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Austin: Jim click on another one.
J.R: Ok, I will pick "Austin will beat the Hell out of MaC"
Austin: that was an excellent choice.
Read it to them J.R.
J.R.: Fine!
It says because MaC is such a bad wrestler and Austin is a pro, he will, with out of a shadow of a doubt, beat the hell out of Mac, whether if he likes it or not! He will use a steel chair to pound sence into MaC's useless head. He will stun him repeatly until MaC falls unconsious to the ring.
He was never Austin's friend never eever and Austin's actions will prove it.
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Austin: Well Jim, seems to me that you don't like everything you have read so far. Are you a fan of MaC?
Well you sure won't be now.
Click here on " Mac Is A Monkey"
Now read!
J.R: Austin Austin Austin, give MaC some respect.
He reads: It says the reason why Mac is a Monkey is because he acts like one.
He just thinks he is the best. He thinks he can climb the cell like a monkey to avoid my stunners.
Austin: Just click on the picture. Do you see the picture of the monkey on the screen?
J.R.: There is no monkey on the screen, it's a picture of MaC.
Austin: Exactly, monkey man himself. J.R. if are any friend of mine - you won't be a friend of MaC's.
Austin (to J.R.) : Now you know how I feel when he said that my group sucked.
Click on "Austin will win for sure"
Now Read!!
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J.R: Fine!
It says Austin has proof he will win because he has pictures to prove it.
Austin: Yeah you heard right look at this. Click on the pictures Jim.
Here is Macintish getting the steel chair to the head.
Here is Macintish getting punched in the face.
Here Is Macintish getting The Stone Cold Stunner.
Here is Macintish getting pinned 1,2,3.
Here is Macintish getting Beer poured all over him.
Finally
Here is Austin saying Bye Bye MaC
AND THAT'S THE...
J.R shuts off the computer before Austin can finish.
Camera Man: You shouldn't of done that.
J.R: I know.
Camera Man: Don't turn around!!!
J.R: Why?
Aus Aus Aus Aust Austin!!!!!!
J.R. turns around.
Austin puts up his finger and gives J.R. the Stone Cold Stunner.
Austin: Give me the camera!!
Well that is what is gonna happen to you MaC.
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO!!!!!!!!!
Austin leaves giving MaC the finger.
Summary:
Big time trash talking MaC for PPV
