[Ken Shamrock is seen walking out of Jack Squat's office..he turns a corner and and then see's Jack Squat walking the other way...Ken Shamrock begins to walk faster]
Ken Shamrock: HEY JACK how about an interview??!!!
[Jack Squat stops walking and turns around and sees Ken Shamrock coming his way...Jack Squat waits..Ken Shamrock is now standing right in front of Jack Squat]
Jack Squat: Sure Ken..i was just gonna go out and get some lunch but i guess i can hold that off if you promiss this wont take too long because im starving..[Jack looks at the clock on the wall] Look its 2:30 P.M. and i havnt eaten since last night..you gotta make it quick cause i need to eat...so lets get started..Smooth liked the idea of you not asking for another titlt shot agianst him for two months..he was wondering if you would like to make that a stipulation ..two months is a long time if you really want the belt think you can wait that long if you lose Ken?
Ken Shamrock: Your right Jack that is a long time but yes if we can still make that a stipulation i accept i will not be giving a title shot for the InterNet title for Two months and i will up to my word...but if im going to do that then i want Smooth to agree to the same rules...So Smooth what do you say...you think you could go two months without a re match cause if your not planning on doing it then neither am i..besides i dont think ill have to worry about it..after all i am the better skill wrestler in the ring as far as you and i go...and yes Smooth .like it or not i am bringing that internet title home with me..not you...so you'd etter think about it before you accept that stipulation....what did you think i would make a one way stipulation...i dont think so..but i guess it really wouldnt matter i wont have to worry about that stipulation when In Your PC is over..o no ill be the one holding the InterNet title in victory and ill have one one foot on your chest to signify that i am greater then you..that i am better then you so after this match Del Intel wont make the mistake of ranking you higher then me...everyone will know that Ken Shamrock can beat M.I. Smooth any day of the week as well as any day of the year...if you like holding that belt then one things for sure...before tonight is done your gonna be heart broken when your striped of it and the belt is handing to me by whatever Referee is calling our match tonight...just like in The Rock's title match i may not be able to run in in The Rock and Black Skulls match but i promiss you this i will be there to hand Black Skull The World after the match
Jack Squat: Well Ken im hungry are we done with this interview yet?
Ken Shamrock: no so shut up ill tell you when im done and as of right now im far from finished.. not only will The Rock lose and mt give the title to Black Skull but i will also give The Rock just whats coming to him...and thats the biggest beat down of his life ...yeah thats right Rocky boy you think you've gotten it bad in the past form me...well you havnt seen anything yet...you will not only be getting The Ankle lock tonight but you will be getting every other submission move there is in the wrestling book yeah thats right cobra clutch...arm bar..revers arm bar you name it you'll will have gottne it when your match is over..id like to take this time to make a prediction and that prediction is that is that at least two belts will change hands before In Your Pc is over one being the InterNet title wich will go around my shoulder and the other is Black Skull wich will go around his shoulder as well..yeah tonight will nbe a night to remember indeed..it will be a night of pain for two souls i can tell you that much and when its all said and done you will see Black Skull and My hand raised in victory...me being crowned the internet champion and Skull being crowned the Wrold Champion of the diwf and nothing is going to get in our way..not Kurt Angle not anyone so if anyone wants to try then go ahead cause you will also get the beating of your life tonight
[Jack Squat begins to chew on his arm]
Ken Shamrock: are you really that hungry???...well just wait a little bit and ill go eat with you..in fact ill pay for whatever it is you eat im sure after beating down three men tonight Dave and Tully are going to give me a huge pay check tonight..one that im sure i could probly retire and live on for the rest of my life
Jack Squat: Three men...you've only talked about two Ken whos the third?
Ken Shamrock: Well the third im sure is going to be most the reason for my huge amount of pay tonight....his name is Kurt Angle and hes a very sick man...hes been stocking our Boss Dave for almost a month...im beginning to wonder if he likes Dave or something..the way hes been going through Daves office and leaving notes im starting to wonder if those notes are love letters or something..Well i know Dave hates this man which why he hasnt given Kurt Angle a contract to wrestle in DIWF..but he has given him one chance to earn one...if Kurt Angle can Dave in the middle of the ring that Tully has already made sure is set up..if Kurt Angle can beat Dave one..two..three or by submission then Kurt Angle will have a job here...really if i were Kurt Angle i wouldnt accept this challenge cause he should know that once i know hes going to be stoping by around here every event he should know hes gonna be in for a butt kicking of his life each and every event...but i dont think Kurt Will have to worry about it...hes still gotta do the impossible and thats try to beat The BOSS wich you and i both know is something he just can not do and he wont....now im finished you still hungry cause ill come with you...we can take my car and everything you eat is on me
Jack Squat: yes YES YES im still hungry so lets go
Ken Shamrock: just remember i have to be back here before In Your PC begins because i have alot of stuff i have to do and alot of people i gotta put the hurt on so lets go
[ Ken Shamrock and Jack Squat walk out of the building and get in Ken Shamrock's car]
Ken Shamrock: NO NO NO...ill drive i dont trust you on the road
[ Ken Shamrock kicks Jack Squat out of the drivers seat and then seats himself in it..Jack Squat walks around the car and sits shot gun..they take off and the camra blurs out]
Ken Shamrock: HEY JACK how about an interview??!!!
[Jack Squat stops walking and turns around and sees Ken Shamrock coming his way...Jack Squat waits..Ken Shamrock is now standing right in front of Jack Squat]
Jack Squat: Sure Ken..i was just gonna go out and get some lunch but i guess i can hold that off if you promiss this wont take too long because im starving..[Jack looks at the clock on the wall] Look its 2:30 P.M. and i havnt eaten since last night..you gotta make it quick cause i need to eat...so lets get started..Smooth liked the idea of you not asking for another titlt shot agianst him for two months..he was wondering if you would like to make that a stipulation ..two months is a long time if you really want the belt think you can wait that long if you lose Ken?
Ken Shamrock: Your right Jack that is a long time but yes if we can still make that a stipulation i accept i will not be giving a title shot for the InterNet title for Two months and i will up to my word...but if im going to do that then i want Smooth to agree to the same rules...So Smooth what do you say...you think you could go two months without a re match cause if your not planning on doing it then neither am i..besides i dont think ill have to worry about it..after all i am the better skill wrestler in the ring as far as you and i go...and yes Smooth .like it or not i am bringing that internet title home with me..not you...so you'd etter think about it before you accept that stipulation....what did you think i would make a one way stipulation...i dont think so..but i guess it really wouldnt matter i wont have to worry about that stipulation when In Your PC is over..o no ill be the one holding the InterNet title in victory and ill have one one foot on your chest to signify that i am greater then you..that i am better then you so after this match Del Intel wont make the mistake of ranking you higher then me...everyone will know that Ken Shamrock can beat M.I. Smooth any day of the week as well as any day of the year...if you like holding that belt then one things for sure...before tonight is done your gonna be heart broken when your striped of it and the belt is handing to me by whatever Referee is calling our match tonight...just like in The Rock's title match i may not be able to run in in The Rock and Black Skulls match but i promiss you this i will be there to hand Black Skull The World after the match
Jack Squat: Well Ken im hungry are we done with this interview yet?
Ken Shamrock: no so shut up ill tell you when im done and as of right now im far from finished.. not only will The Rock lose and mt give the title to Black Skull but i will also give The Rock just whats coming to him...and thats the biggest beat down of his life ...yeah thats right Rocky boy you think you've gotten it bad in the past form me...well you havnt seen anything yet...you will not only be getting The Ankle lock tonight but you will be getting every other submission move there is in the wrestling book yeah thats right cobra clutch...arm bar..revers arm bar you name it you'll will have gottne it when your match is over..id like to take this time to make a prediction and that prediction is that is that at least two belts will change hands before In Your Pc is over one being the InterNet title wich will go around my shoulder and the other is Black Skull wich will go around his shoulder as well..yeah tonight will nbe a night to remember indeed..it will be a night of pain for two souls i can tell you that much and when its all said and done you will see Black Skull and My hand raised in victory...me being crowned the internet champion and Skull being crowned the Wrold Champion of the diwf and nothing is going to get in our way..not Kurt Angle not anyone so if anyone wants to try then go ahead cause you will also get the beating of your life tonight
[Jack Squat begins to chew on his arm]
Ken Shamrock: are you really that hungry???...well just wait a little bit and ill go eat with you..in fact ill pay for whatever it is you eat im sure after beating down three men tonight Dave and Tully are going to give me a huge pay check tonight..one that im sure i could probly retire and live on for the rest of my life
Jack Squat: Three men...you've only talked about two Ken whos the third?
Ken Shamrock: Well the third im sure is going to be most the reason for my huge amount of pay tonight....his name is Kurt Angle and hes a very sick man...hes been stocking our Boss Dave for almost a month...im beginning to wonder if he likes Dave or something..the way hes been going through Daves office and leaving notes im starting to wonder if those notes are love letters or something..Well i know Dave hates this man which why he hasnt given Kurt Angle a contract to wrestle in DIWF..but he has given him one chance to earn one...if Kurt Angle can Dave in the middle of the ring that Tully has already made sure is set up..if Kurt Angle can beat Dave one..two..three or by submission then Kurt Angle will have a job here...really if i were Kurt Angle i wouldnt accept this challenge cause he should know that once i know hes going to be stoping by around here every event he should know hes gonna be in for a butt kicking of his life each and every event...but i dont think Kurt Will have to worry about it...hes still gotta do the impossible and thats try to beat The BOSS wich you and i both know is something he just can not do and he wont....now im finished you still hungry cause ill come with you...we can take my car and everything you eat is on me
Jack Squat: yes YES YES im still hungry so lets go
Ken Shamrock: just remember i have to be back here before In Your PC begins because i have alot of stuff i have to do and alot of people i gotta put the hurt on so lets go
[ Ken Shamrock and Jack Squat walk out of the building and get in Ken Shamrock's car]
Ken Shamrock: NO NO NO...ill drive i dont trust you on the road
[ Ken Shamrock kicks Jack Squat out of the drivers seat and then seats himself in it..Jack Squat walks around the car and sits shot gun..they take off and the camra blurs out]
