*Jack squat is seen backstage outside The Brixton Boyz locker room, Jack then knocks on the door*
David Zoot: WHO THE HELL IS IT AND WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?
Jack Squat: Errrm hey guys its Jack i wanted to interview you about tonights match!
Dan Spliff: Come in Squatsalot and make it quick
*Jack enters the room and closes the door behind him*
Jack Squat: i rushed on over here to hear your views on tonights match with The Acolytes in a NO HOLDS BARRED match, i mean its your first Special Match, how do you feel?
David Zoot: How do i feel? well squatsalot i feel ready as anything, im so hyped up and confident i can ASSURE i say ASSURE you we will stand victorious over The Acolytes tonight, seeing this is a No Holds Barred match there is nothing to stop us for going extreme on your PUNK-ASS's TONIGHT!
Jack Squat: a very confident remark from you there david, and Dan how do you feel?
Dan Spliff: Well Jack as Dave just said this is no ordinary match, this is a NO HOLDS BARRED match in which there is nothing holding us back from doing ANYTHING we like. Acolytes you can bet your punk ass's we will break your bones like christmas toys! I cannot wait to get in that ring, overlook the brain dead punks in the audience and see their faces when we beat your sorry ass's all over the place!
Jack Squat: So Dav...
Dan Spliff: DONT YOU INTERRUPT ME SQUATSALOT OR ILL PUT YOU IN A POSITION WHERE YOU CAN SEE YOUR SQUATTING FROM A FRONT ROM VIEW! Now anyway Acolytes do us a favour and dont give us any crap excuse for not turning up like im drunk or my balance has seemed to of gone wrong after my second beer or AH HELL IT DIES NOT MATTER WHAT EXCUSE, JUST BE THERE AND WE WILL KICK YOUR SORRY BEER DRINKING, POKER LOVING BUTT'S SO BAD I SAY SO BAD YOU WILL BE SQUATTING MORE THAN JACK HIMSELF!
Jack Squat: Well uhm thanx for the lovely remarks you made about me, but otherwise you seem confident about your match-up
*David Zoot stands up and looks down on Jack Squat*
David Zoot: Listen up you snotty nosed little bastard as you like to say we dont appreciate you making sarcastic remarks to our faces! if you dont shut up we'll knock your punk ass out, so shut your trap before i put my foot in it!
Jack Squat: ok erm David im sorry i wont do it again ok just good luck on your match and ill be seeing you
Dan Spliff: You're not going anywhere just yet we havent finished our interview punk!
Jack Squat: ok, sorry im just doing my job!
David Zoot: Well jack you're not doing it very well!
Jack Squat: Ok uhm David anything else you would like to add?
David Zoot: Well infact there is actually, scince we have been in this E-Fed we have had to challenge certain teams, whenever we issue Open Challenges they never get accepted, and that is saying something! I mean out of all the teams in the back not one came back to us accepting our challenge!
Jack Squat: Well guys i guess thats true, but you're not the slightest bit worried about tonights matchup?
Dan Spliff: As always there is a challenge, i mean if there was no challenge there would be no fight! The Acolytes may make fun of our name with childish 5year old remarks, but what good is a bad mouth with no fighting skills? All it does is gets you're ass whooped! And by god that is what we are ready to do tonight I SAY BY GOD N HELL WE ARE READY TO WHOOP YOUR ASS'S AND HEAR THE REFEREE's HAND HIT THE MAT TO COUNT 1, 2, 3 THEN HEARING THE RING ANNOUNCER CALL OUT A WINNER AND BY GOD I SAY BY GOD IT WILL BE THE BRIXTON BOYS, DAVID ZOOT AND DAN SPLIFF! ACOLYTES YOU THINK SO DIFFERENTLY THEN SHOW UP AND PROOOOOVVVEEE UUUUSSS WROOOOOOONG!
Jack Squat: Well guys im sorry but i really have to go and interview the other wrestlers, but if you need anything just ask ok, bye guys
David Zoot and Dan Spliff: BYE SQUATSALOT
*Jack leaves and closes the door behind him*
*Back in The Brixton Boyz Locker Room*
Dan Spliff: God i cant wait till tonights match were gonna kick thier ass's so bad
David Zoot: Yeah man, by god im gonna hit Da Zoot on thier ass's
Dan Spliff: And man by god am i gonna be ready to follow that up with The Spark Up
*The Camera's fade and it goes to the commercial breaks*
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Summary
-Talking trash about The Acolytes
-Talking trash about Jack Squat
David Zoot: WHO THE HELL IS IT AND WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?
Jack Squat: Errrm hey guys its Jack i wanted to interview you about tonights match!
Dan Spliff: Come in Squatsalot and make it quick
*Jack enters the room and closes the door behind him*
Jack Squat: i rushed on over here to hear your views on tonights match with The Acolytes in a NO HOLDS BARRED match, i mean its your first Special Match, how do you feel?
David Zoot: How do i feel? well squatsalot i feel ready as anything, im so hyped up and confident i can ASSURE i say ASSURE you we will stand victorious over The Acolytes tonight, seeing this is a No Holds Barred match there is nothing to stop us for going extreme on your PUNK-ASS's TONIGHT!
Jack Squat: a very confident remark from you there david, and Dan how do you feel?
Dan Spliff: Well Jack as Dave just said this is no ordinary match, this is a NO HOLDS BARRED match in which there is nothing holding us back from doing ANYTHING we like. Acolytes you can bet your punk ass's we will break your bones like christmas toys! I cannot wait to get in that ring, overlook the brain dead punks in the audience and see their faces when we beat your sorry ass's all over the place!
Jack Squat: So Dav...
Dan Spliff: DONT YOU INTERRUPT ME SQUATSALOT OR ILL PUT YOU IN A POSITION WHERE YOU CAN SEE YOUR SQUATTING FROM A FRONT ROM VIEW! Now anyway Acolytes do us a favour and dont give us any crap excuse for not turning up like im drunk or my balance has seemed to of gone wrong after my second beer or AH HELL IT DIES NOT MATTER WHAT EXCUSE, JUST BE THERE AND WE WILL KICK YOUR SORRY BEER DRINKING, POKER LOVING BUTT'S SO BAD I SAY SO BAD YOU WILL BE SQUATTING MORE THAN JACK HIMSELF!
Jack Squat: Well uhm thanx for the lovely remarks you made about me, but otherwise you seem confident about your match-up
*David Zoot stands up and looks down on Jack Squat*
David Zoot: Listen up you snotty nosed little bastard as you like to say we dont appreciate you making sarcastic remarks to our faces! if you dont shut up we'll knock your punk ass out, so shut your trap before i put my foot in it!
Jack Squat: ok erm David im sorry i wont do it again ok just good luck on your match and ill be seeing you
Dan Spliff: You're not going anywhere just yet we havent finished our interview punk!
Jack Squat: ok, sorry im just doing my job!
David Zoot: Well jack you're not doing it very well!
Jack Squat: Ok uhm David anything else you would like to add?
David Zoot: Well infact there is actually, scince we have been in this E-Fed we have had to challenge certain teams, whenever we issue Open Challenges they never get accepted, and that is saying something! I mean out of all the teams in the back not one came back to us accepting our challenge!
Jack Squat: Well guys i guess thats true, but you're not the slightest bit worried about tonights matchup?
Dan Spliff: As always there is a challenge, i mean if there was no challenge there would be no fight! The Acolytes may make fun of our name with childish 5year old remarks, but what good is a bad mouth with no fighting skills? All it does is gets you're ass whooped! And by god that is what we are ready to do tonight I SAY BY GOD N HELL WE ARE READY TO WHOOP YOUR ASS'S AND HEAR THE REFEREE's HAND HIT THE MAT TO COUNT 1, 2, 3 THEN HEARING THE RING ANNOUNCER CALL OUT A WINNER AND BY GOD I SAY BY GOD IT WILL BE THE BRIXTON BOYS, DAVID ZOOT AND DAN SPLIFF! ACOLYTES YOU THINK SO DIFFERENTLY THEN SHOW UP AND PROOOOOVVVEEE UUUUSSS WROOOOOOONG!
Jack Squat: Well guys im sorry but i really have to go and interview the other wrestlers, but if you need anything just ask ok, bye guys
David Zoot and Dan Spliff: BYE SQUATSALOT
*Jack leaves and closes the door behind him*
*Back in The Brixton Boyz Locker Room*
Dan Spliff: God i cant wait till tonights match were gonna kick thier ass's so bad
David Zoot: Yeah man, by god im gonna hit Da Zoot on thier ass's
Dan Spliff: And man by god am i gonna be ready to follow that up with The Spark Up
*The Camera's fade and it goes to the commercial breaks*
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Summary
-Talking trash about The Acolytes
-Talking trash about Jack Squat
